Monty by Jim Meddick for November 02, 2023

Stick to your guns and don’t accept it!

I’d take it. That’s my personal favorite, I even stopped at the local drugstore early Wednesday morning to snap up four more bags of minis at half price.

Half a dozen bags is about enough to last me all year, heh.

Clearly Sedgy is going to be a great businessman. Very astute asset management on display as he uses a material loss to mollify labor.

That’s the one that melted in his back pocket and he sat on it.

It’s the thought that counts.

A 100 000 real dollars wouldn’t be enough for that job.

The one with the Golden Ticket inside!

I can remember when they were still called “$100,000” bars…

It used to be that $100K was a nice sum, and you were set when you hit that six figure pay, but nowadays, that’s starting pay for some roles. New grads can hit that number in a couple of years in consulting.

Sadly, in many instances that figure is only attainable after tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt.

‘Award’ you or ‘reward’ you?

Oh Jarvis, never look a gift horse in the mouth. So what’s a little pond scum among friends.

BTW – Watching the World Series, I noticed that the Ranger’s pitching coach Greg Maddux (one of the all time great pitchers) now looks like a dead ringer for Monty, if Monty grew a mustache and soul patch.

There is some concept of gratitude forming in the little fellow here. Or is it merely the honing of his ingratitude skills.

It would take a lot more than a real $100,00.00 to pay for what Jarvis has to deal with.

Although he actually does seem to care about the little… [I can’t think of an adequate epithet].

Stingy little Freakazoid.

Jarvis, hold out for the “Million-Dollar Bar”… ☺

This is your big chance, Jarvis … push him into the safe and lock the door.

Jarvis knows it fell in the koi pond because he had to fish it out! :)

Coulda been a Baby Ruth, according to that documentary “Caddyshack”…

Even money that it is……

Poor Jarvis.

Seriously, Jarvis. What did you expect from the chintzy Little Master? You’re lucky to get a soggy candy bar!

Kill the little SOB, Jarvis.