Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for November 02, 2023

no baby lisp in costume

“You stole your son’s peanut chew! You broke his heart which now has to be mended so you get…NOTHING! GOOD NIGHT, SIR!”

Oompa loompa doopity doo

I have a special warning for you

Oompa loopa doopity dasis

The location of the chews is on a need-to-know basis!

It seems you are the prime suspect, Jimbo!

Thank you Rose!

a friend in my office waits until her kids are asleep then scoops up half the candy and brings it into the office. she swears they don’t notice and she avoids having 4 kids bouncing off the walls

Peanut chews, YUCK!

A life lesson that the young man will repeat himself when he has a family with children…..

It is called a candy tax. You might as well get used to paying your taxes now.

I bought costumes specifically so my son would play in them. Wore his Spidey costume as jammies till he out grew them.

Guess I was lucky. No one ever stole from my Halloween candy stash.

Pasquale needs to get costumes for Clem and Mimi and have some Oompa loompas.

Pasquale makes a wonky Wonka.