The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 01, 2023

The robber is Ralph Drabble.

I wonder if they will send the video to Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Shame on you, Gladys.

Gladys is looking quilty

The guilty one is among you. By the way, why do they never make off with the crap you don’t like?

Oh no, they tricked you! You got the disappearing chocolate!

It was easier to take his candy when he was a baby.

Its true that us adults prefer the chocolate, while the kids first choice is usually candy.

gee, I wonder who the robber could be. :}

Busted!

And they look so innocent, too. That’s OK Wilbur. You come over to my house and have the candy that I didn’t hand out.

Wilberforce ! Are you sure ?

Brutus look. I spy the culprit.

Gladys you look guilty as hello!

Wilberforce. I think it was an inside job.

No Wilberforce you weren’t robbed, you were parented.

Perhaps the miscreants from today’s Big Nate fourth panel snuck into The Born Losers’ first panel?

Nah. Brutus and Gladys ate it.

How do you think she got so fat?

You’re busted mom

Omg the expressions on both of Gladys and Brutus are priceless! Chip you don’t need a picture to tell a thousand words – you do it with a couple simple lines! Excellent!!

Not “robber”, “Robher”…

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When Wilberforce leaves Brutus says, “Gladys, Wilberforce worked really hard for that hoard, I think you should replace them.” Gladys thinks, “yeah, when pigs fly”…

The popcorn balls and toothbrushes are still in the bag.

Just trying to save you from getting all those zits.

BUSTED MOM

No question a crime occurred, the only question is WHO is the culprit. Guilt abounds in theThornapple household. However, a thorough forensic examination of all the evidence will lead to only one conclusion, Cupie. Actually it’s the Mom, she looks guilty as Heck. However, she will blame the dog. Dogs always get the blame. Brutus is innocent of this nefarious act. Though I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he purloined one or two chocolate candies himself…..

Thorny and Gladys are speechless. Quite loud.

Wilberforce your parents were only looking after your wellbeing by checking all the the chocolates for foreign objects. Fortunately none were found, but the chocolates were damaged during the inspection and had to be disposed of.

LMBO