The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 02, 2023

So now Brutus is a waiter? Glad I don’t work there!

Due to the low pay that Rancid gives him, Brutus has a second job as a waiter.

I don’t think that’s Brutus…, I think it’s his younger skinnier brother. By the way Brutus is usually drawn, he would seem to have about 50 lbs on this guy.

Try fishing for it yourself.

I thought Brutus and Veeblefester made tea cozies. So why is Brutus working for Veebs as a waiter?

Try using flies.

Chef is flying up north to try a different lake.

Sir, cook is waiting on trout season to begin. Just another 3 days. Would you like an appetizer while you wait?

There’s a Long John Silver’s around the corner. Give that a try you old Scrooge. Either way there won’t be a tip.

yeah, live bait… shall the waiter be willing enough to be one. :D

Rancid Veeblefester . Always true to himself .

i’m betting the tip won’t be good.

Or the boss sent out for lunch, at his desk.

I can sympathize with Veeblemeister. I’ve order chicken before and thought they had to catch, kill, pluck, gut and cook the bird first.

I will always remember that line. However, he can at least be self assured that the trout will most definitely be fresh.,,.

For Trout Au Bleu, you need freshly caught trout.

Brutus as Feeblevester’s private waiter???

Hate the thought of complimenting Veeblefester, but we’ve all been there and that line is pretty clever. By the way, the waiter is learning why Veeblefester dines alone. He’ll get another lesson when he doesn’t get a tip.

Don’t offend the chef or your brook trout might turn out to be a brown trout.

I trout his attitude will help speed things up, but he’s reached the point where he’s brooking no more nonsense.

Once again Veeblefester displays his razor sharp tongue to cut to the quick.

Three fishers can be better than one, but I suspect likely to be only two.

One thing I never do is insult the people that handle my food.

try a stick of dynamite and get the fish already partly charred…

it must be getting close to Christmas, I instantly thought of Home Alone when Buzz called Kevin a trout sniffer

“Deep down, very, very deep down…” (Jersey Boys) …he’s a sweetheart. :)

Someone is going to get a “whoops, 5-minute rule” fish kicked a few times and picked up off the floor. Be kind to those who handle your food.