Prickly City by Scott Stantis for November 02, 2023

That and Dollar-General stores next to a McDonalds.

What do we do when somebody murders a bunch of school kids?

We protect the guns.

Aren’t you forgetting Thoughts & Prayers?

Stay where you are stupid.

Don’t land in Florida, a particularly intolerant state where you’ll probably be shot down dead on the spot.

Those aliens will relax once they find out that more and more guns make everyone safer.

Especially assault weapons.

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Yeah, style. Of course, style.

That response didn’t work for the indigenous americans, australians, new zealanders…..

Oh, THAT’s cute!!!!

A cartoon after the famous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast had two Martians looking at Earth and one says, “Invade? I wouldn’t go there to win a bet!”