La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 31, 2023

Wife has been known to give a cold one to a parent who is out shepherding the young ghouls.

Modela, of course.

Does one get too old for candy??? I will never be too old for chocolate!!

There are some neighborhoods in California where the parents take wine glasses along.

no one is too old for candy

Give him an IPA. That’ll put him off beer for life.

Go knock on the Coneheads’ door – they’re giving everyone beer!