1 and Done by Eric Scott for October 24, 2023

Bought this sign at one of those dollar outlets did you?

For some people that might be the fashion outlet.

Should have gone landscape with that one, probably.

Then why have comments?

that can be shocking.

No Exit for your existensial thoughts, either.

So … where can I go to express my feelings about splitting “EMOTIONS” into “EMOTIO” and “NS” on the sign?

I think I know why emojis have evolved. They take less space and you don’t have to actually, you know, think of words and elucidate your feelings. Because subtlety is an extinct thing now anyway. Or maybe just dormant.

Oh my glob! I’m preaching worse than Ziggy now.

Cul de sac your feelings.

I need to recharge. And I promise I won’t get emotional about it.

No hyphen either, just when you need one. This is the last straw.

Then how will I blow my top?

That’s a signpost up ahead, it says: Place your sign on this, in the Twilight Zone