Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 07, 2023

You mean those colorful little “pills” I take are vitamins?

There’s a new candy called w & w’s.

Genius!

Mind your p’s & q’s.

Long as they aren’t “Good and Plenty” or Candy Corn!!

Did you hear about the quality inspector at the M & M factory? He was fired for throwing out all the Ws.

Vitamin E3.

Good way to ‘supplement’ your income?

How to keep your product expensive when its patent runs out.

I call this the “Lucky Charms” syndrome. Product improvement by cosmetics, Now with new (color) (shape).

LOL!

Then we change the company name to “X”, just to spite Internet search engines.

Ha! That ought to turn things around for the company.

“Sir, someone’s at the door.”

“Well, in vitamin!!”

The company has a lot of turnover.

The Tim Leary M&Ms melt in your brain, not in your mouth.