Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 31, 2023

If they’re done, why do they still have their underwear on?

Also, she is out of his league.

Blowup Susie is too exhausted to answer.

When he said he had a big pole, this is not what she thought he meant.

It looks like they broke the bed.

I hate “score keepers”!!!!

I don’t need to take a poll — her expression doesn’t exactly read satiated exhaustion. Problem is, the guy’s a little too attached to his work. For his sake, I’ll hope the results of the poll bring him to his senses.