There’s a ship lies rigged and ready in the harbourTomorrow for old England she sails.Far away from your land of endless sunshineTo my land full of rainy skies and gales.And I shall be aboard that ship tomorrowThough, my heart is full of tears at this farewell
I’ve heard there’s a wicked war a-blazing.And the taste of war I know so very wellEven now, I see the foreign flag a-raising,Their guns on fire as we sail into hell.I have no fear of death, it brings no sorrowBut how bitter will be this last farewell?
The dude from FL Premium Member 12 months ago
What would either of you do on the open sea except get seasick?
hariseldon59 12 months ago
There’s also one in Pittsburgh.
BigDaveGlass 12 months ago
Arr, get them full to the gunnels, and shiver me timbers!
And remember, To err is human, to arr is pirate!
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I’m looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
What’s a pirates favorite toy to play with?
His arr-sea car.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Where do pirates get their hooks?
The second hand store.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
How do pirates cover their booty?
Plunderwear.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?
He always got lost at sea!
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
A pirate walk into a bar
The bartender comes to him and says ‘you look different now, is anything wrong’
Pirate: ‘Oh nothing’
‘What about your leg, where did it go’
‘I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark’
‘What about the hook, where did the hand go’
‘I lost it in a heated swordfight’
‘Then how did you get the eyepatch’
‘I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it’
‘That doesn’t make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye’
‘It was my first day with the hook’
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
One from their family.
Pirates are people too!
Piper_13 Premium Member 12 months ago
What happened to the Fink’s short body in panel 2?
jagedlo 12 months ago
But given your luck Rod, I don’t know how good of a pirate you would be…
rockyridge1977 12 months ago
Glory…Glory…..Glory!!!!!
Goat from PBS 12 months ago
A pirate’s life for me!
geese28 12 months ago
How’s walking the plank in 3D?
MailbuEd 12 months ago
There’s a ship lies rigged and ready in the harbourTomorrow for old England she sails.Far away from your land of endless sunshineTo my land full of rainy skies and gales.And I shall be aboard that ship tomorrowThough, my heart is full of tears at this farewell
I’ve heard there’s a wicked war a-blazing.And the taste of war I know so very wellEven now, I see the foreign flag a-raising,Their guns on fire as we sail into hell.I have no fear of death, it brings no sorrowBut how bitter will be this last farewell?
RIP Roger Whittaker
preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago
Some how, I don’t see pillaging and glory is the same sentence. I guess the act of pillaging required a lot of battle to get to the taking part.
blakerl 12 months ago
“A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest.” Jack Sparrow.
ChukLitl Premium Member 12 months ago
Why does glory always have to have gory?
rshive 12 months ago
Even if Id doesn’t have a sea, it still needs a navy.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Now walk the plank…straight to the gift shop.
eced52 12 months ago
Uhh, wouldn’t pirates have come long after the ID’s
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 12 months ago
In aviation this activity is referred to as “hangar flying.”
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
Sir Rodney’s flag means “Run Away!”
rob.home 12 months ago
September 19 has aar-lready p-aarst this ye-aar.
Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate. Covered by Captain Tractor!!!! ARRRRRRRRH. https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=3pY0gZRb8kE