Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 12 months ago

    What would either of you do on the open sea except get seasick?

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    hariseldon59  12 months ago

    There’s also one in Pittsburgh.

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    BigDaveGlass  12 months ago

    Arr, get them full to the gunnels, and shiver me timbers!

    And remember, To err is human, to arr is pirate!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover

    I’m looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What’s a pirates favorite toy to play with?

    His arr-sea car.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Where do pirates get their hooks?

    The second hand store.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    How do pirates cover their booty?

    Plunderwear.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Did you hear about the pirate who had trouble with the alphabet?

    He always got lost at sea!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    A pirate walk into a bar

    The bartender comes to him and says ‘you look different now, is anything wrong’

    Pirate: ‘Oh nothing’

    ‘What about your leg, where did it go’

    ‘I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark’

    ‘What about the hook, where did the hand go’

    ‘I lost it in a heated swordfight’

    ‘Then how did you get the eyepatch’

    ‘I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it’

    ‘That doesn’t make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye’

    ‘It was my first day with the hook’

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

    One from their family.

    Pirates are people too!

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    Piper_13 Premium Member 12 months ago

    What happened to the Fink’s short body in panel 2?

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    But given your luck Rod, I don’t know how good of a pirate you would be…

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Glory…Glory…..Glory!!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    A pirate’s life for me!

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    geese28  12 months ago

    How’s walking the plank in 3D?

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    MailbuEd  12 months ago

    There’s a ship lies rigged and ready in the harbourTomorrow for old England she sails.Far away from your land of endless sunshineTo my land full of rainy skies and gales.And I shall be aboard that ship tomorrowThough, my heart is full of tears at this farewell

    I’ve heard there’s a wicked war a-blazing.And the taste of war I know so very wellEven now, I see the foreign flag a-raising,Their guns on fire as we sail into hell.I have no fear of death, it brings no sorrowBut how bitter will be this last farewell?

    RIP Roger Whittaker

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    preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago

    Some how, I don’t see pillaging and glory is the same sentence. I guess the act of pillaging required a lot of battle to get to the taking part.

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    blakerl  12 months ago

    “A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust To Be Dishonest.” Jack Sparrow.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 12 months ago

    Why does glory always have to have gory?

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    rshive  12 months ago

    Even if Id doesn’t have a sea, it still needs a navy.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    Now walk the plank…straight to the gift shop.

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    eced52  12 months ago

    Uhh, wouldn’t pirates have come long after the ID’s

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 12 months ago

    In aviation this activity is referred to as “hangar flying.”

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    eddi-TBH  12 months ago

    Sir Rodney’s flag means “Run Away!”

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    rob.home  12 months ago

    September 19 has aar-lready p-aarst this ye-aar.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago

    The Last Saskatchewan Pirate. Covered by Captain Tractor!!!! ARRRRRRRRH. https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=3pY0gZRb8kE

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