Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 29, 2023

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hmmm. Those figures look familiar. Where have I seen them before? Think, think, think.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 year ago

    Truth be told it was fennel. The b side of the suck is the blow. The Lone Ranger eschewed the nickname resulting in its subsequent corruption, spawning, and consumption. Bow thine heads: lettuce prey.

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    coltish1  about 1 year ago

    I’m a newbie when it comes to gnudi.

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    coltish1  about 1 year ago

    Unchock the crop dusters!

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 year ago

    Embrace the suck … my new mantra …❗️

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I stand four square in favor of sequestering quinoa farmers. Maybe in the bathmat factory unemployment line?

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Ha! Exactly what I was thinking just before I stopped myself.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    Frog Applause cooking hint: Prepare your gnudi nude but not the sauce!

    Always question quinoa farmers’ motives, and when embracing the suck, watch out for hidden anis stars.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 1 year ago

    Quinoa’s Gnudi Farmer blowing and sucking. The trees bend, the gnomes wear see threw cloth and justify accordingly. The sucking face is in the stone of pot plants,therefore known by all peeps.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 1 year ago

    Preforming Soup Bowls

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    The quinoa farmer idea is excellent.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    During the night when you’re asleep,

    Onto your scalp the dandruff germs will creep.

    Bringing down the flakes like snow,

    Among hair follicles the piles grow.

    Although the germs are not religious

    Their love of Christmas is prodigious.

    That’s when snowflakes are much treasured

    And their small delights are doubly pleasured.

    So at holidays give them a break —

    Do not of “Head and Shoulders” partake!

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    davewhamond creator about 1 year ago

    Ha! Embrace the suck. I need that on a T-shirt!

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    charles9156  about 1 year ago

    now everybody! all together now

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    6turtle9  about 1 year ago

    Remember those “This is your brain on drugs” commercials? This is your brain on Frog Applause. Half the time, I’m unsure whether I’m high on Frog Applause or it’s just the flashbacks. Oh the Flashbacks!

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    tudza Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Buy and hold quinoa for a secure financial future.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It is important to remember, that the first lesson any mammal learns, is that life sucks the big one.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Panicky babies! Obviously not Froglandian!

    “When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.” [attributed to Herman Wouk.}

    A gaggle of pseudo-Italian cuisine gourmands, totally troubled! Except for Number Three. That boy is sick. “Embrace the suck”? Yeah, sure. Anyway, quotable NCO-speak for “deal with it!” If these looney lads are all daffy spawn of the military, put ’em in the brig or stockade!

    A little Peace and Calm for our Sunday, please….

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    pat sandy creator about 1 year ago

    gnudi in disguise…

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 1 year ago

    …my wife is actually a great cook…

    …spontaneous…

    …creative…

    …simple…

    …and complicated…

    …at the same time…

    …she could not only be on one of those chef cook off shows…

    …but it is my belief….

    …very capable of winning each and every one of them…

    …her talent is wasted on me…

    …I can eat Vienna sausages out of a can every day…

    …Spam works for me…

    …a massive complex juicy burger is not to my liking…

    …juicy means under cooked hamburger meat to me…

    …which is not only disgusting…

    …but possibly disease ridden…

    …ugh…

    …and that’s from a guy that eats Vienna sausages every day…

    …I mean…

    …I like a medium rare steak…

    …but a juicy burger…

    …might as well serve me under cooked chicken or ham…

    …the fanciestvi get is blue cheese salad dressing over French dressing on a house salad…

    …like I said…

    …my wife’s cooking talents are wasted on me…

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    The Old Wolf  about 1 year ago

    If it were possible for this lame comic strip to become any more random, Baphomet Cthulhu meretricious ecdysiast salad… Ô tempora, ô mores, ô Bartleby, ô humanity!

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    This is leaving me hungry.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 1 year ago
    In the field of opportunity, It’s plowing time again.

    Harvest

    By.,..Neil Young

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    Rev Phnk Ey  about 1 year ago

    To all the victims – you are in our thoughts and lettuce prayers.

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    Ham Khan creator about 1 year ago

    mu people

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 year ago

    Embrace the suck …!

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    lawguy05  about 1 year ago

    How does one embrace the suck??? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 1 year ago

    Nat is rail, natty dread.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 1 year ago

    Heck ya Earth is flat, God made her, then changed Eve-rything to do Adam-ant up a Jack and Jill hill…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  about 1 year ago

    Shelly Green, Lester, and Chester, please take Jack my dog.

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