Prickly City by Scott Stantis for June 19, 2006
Transcript:
Carmen: Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff!! Michael Chertoff: Who needs money!? Want some? Here ya go! Take as much as you want! It's free! It comes from a magic place I call taxpayer-topia! It's limitless! Carmen: Secretary Chertoff, shouldn't you be a tad more careful with the people's money? You know, make a plan, set a budget based on degree of threat? Stuff like that? Chertoff: Granted. Carmen: You mean you agree with me? Chertoff: No, I've just granted you $10 million!