Prickly City by Scott Stantis for January 25, 2007

Wow, just Wow, I Can’t even think of anything Snarky to say about this, it’s so Hilariously, Gloriously Stupid that I can Not be Snide about it by Virtue of it Mocking itself, there is No way to Make Fun of It, you can only Laugh at its Supreme Idiocy, all I have to do to get a Chuckle out of all of my Aging Hippy Friends & Hipster Acquaintances is Show them what Conservatives Think Stem Cells are, & watch them Choke Back Tears of Joy as they Ask what Grand Satirist put this to Together, & then I myself have quite the Larf when I tell them that this was Meant to be a Satire of the Left, not the Right. In other words, this could very well be your Masterpiece Mr. Stantis, kudos.

I’m guessing your first language is German, from the capital letters.

Or if not that, a dialect of Internet-ese.