Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 09, 2023

P4: “By the way, can I borrow the car tonight?”

P 3: that ain’t sayin much, mama san

Whigs got to draw more big hands today

P3: Drooling on the plate like that kind of defeats the purpose of washing them.

Big talk from a 12 year old in bifocals.

P4: And this should be the “Paul Kim” strip, Papa. It will be, SweetPea.

P4- Be like water Sweetie.

Young Nora Kim disses Thorp. She doesn’t even respectfully refer to him as “Coach Thorp”, “COTY Thorp”, or “State Champion Coach Thorp”. Pile on everybody!

P4 “So Papa, does that mean I won’t get to meet T-Swift and Travis because they won’t be stopping by practice to give the team a pep talk?”

Watch out Milford! Coach Kim’s secret play is called the “McArthur end around”!

i guess jun jun wears the pants in the family buy a dishwasher

coach kim wonders why coach doyle sent a picture of a shaved beaver to him ?

jun jun on meeting coach tays no buck buck no alabama snake

He didn’t teach her to respect her elders. That’s MISTER Thorpe!

What’s up, Knight?

And girls just want to have fun.

P1- Is there a mudslide? Is the house sliding down the hill?

P2- The writer is obsessed with celebrities, the rest of the town is not impressed.

P3- Even this kid knows more about sports than Henry.

Who does the “held hostage” count again? We can reset the big hand closeup to zero.

Better than Thorp? Better than Thorp?! Better not let Milford High fans hear you say that. And speaking of hear, I hear that today’s high class edition of Mopped Up Thorp is online.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/09/out-damMMMned-stench/

Sorry – you’ll have to remove the MMM before using the above link. GoComics is censoring that horrible word.

Milford obsessed with celebrities? Well, there’s Marty, and…

Maybe he’s better than Ezra.

Klubble. Like your comment. Better Than Ezra the Rock band.

P-1: Congratulations readers, no one bit on the obvious invitation to make a racist comment about the “slant” of the kitchen.

P-2: A rarity! a double Sherlock award!!! 1) South Pacific’s "I’m gonna wash that Coach right outta my plate; 2) “All he wants to do, all he wants to do is… Coach.”