Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 18, 2023

It’s ok, Spud. It’s probably Bigfoot instead.

Don’t think any attitude will help.

The first step is beating the raccoon and getting the hat. THEN go out and kill yourself a b’ar, even if you’re over three.

First, find a little bear.

Seagull doesn’t seem worried.

Spud is positive that his attitude is not going to help him wrestle a bear!

The bear will give you the “finish,” then, you put the bear over, see?

That tiny bird, chillin’ in Mother Nature’s bird bath <3

First, you have to bear the thought

Spud is positive the bear will eat him.

Sorry Wallace, but I agree with Spud.

I gave up fighting bears after the third one hurt my shoulder. The fun just sorta went out of it.

If Wallace is planning on using that net to catch a bear, I’m pretty sure that won’t work.

I thought that the first step was admitting that you had a problem.

C’mon Spud! You can do it.

Everyone knows you got to box a bear, not wrestle. It’s the in the name bear-knuckle boxing.

Could this be a “fish-slapping bear”? They’re drawn to Cul-de-sacs.

Ha! I’ve actually got the book. Bear wrestling for dummies.

I thought the first step would be run faster than your companion and let “THEM” wrestle the bear…

Don’t worry. The only bears in new England are black bears and they don’t mess with humans unless humans have been feeding them. And not only is that illegal, but there are signs posted in wooded areas telling people to not feed the bears. So there is no way anyone is feeding bears in that area.

Wrestling a bear book! Why not just cover yourself with barbecue and get it over with quicker. Most won’t bother you unless you get between a mother bear and her cubs. Walk away slowly; DO NOT RUN . If the bear really wants to eat you, you will be eaten……

Don’t need no cotton-pickin’ book. They’s jest one rule for bear wrastlin’: DON’T.

Especially considering step 1 was have a caged, sedated bear.