Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 14, 2023

Is this when Tank Tucker comes forth?

Fools! Don’t they know that gorillas are suckers for Spaghetti Bolognese with Parmesan cheese?

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Rip, I’m glad you fixed your hair.

Mmmm…. Meatloaf.

Or you could tie him up with bureaucracy, gorillas hate coming through hoops.

KA-MEATLOAF!

I’ve heard that biplanes are quite effective at taking gorillas down. (Well, giant ones, anyway.)

Put the tranquilizers in the meatloaf.

I understand Rip isn’t happy right now, but hopefully, after they’ve dealt with Magilla’s evil brother, Rip might feel better enough to put on his more loveable face.

An alliance between Rip and Tank formerly Rip Junior would take that ape down.

Mashed potatoes are possibly my favorite Thanksgiving side in the whole wide world.

Buy him a box of edibles While he’s sitting in a corner contemplating his toes, you can deal with the rest of the gang.

That would slow me down in every way. I think it should be plan A.