Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 16, 2023

Married life would turn out to be not so kind to Daphne and Velma…

They probably do that in Fort Knox.

Ha

Is that why I stubbed my toe on that laundry pile? Time to investigate!

Ha ha! I fooled her. I do the laundry around here.

Sams gag as yesterday’s Family Tree.

I searched for, and peeked at, a couple of my gifts when I was about 8. Ruined Christmas for me. Never did it again.

Hide them with the lawn power…

We used to keep all the kids’ presents in the trunk of the car. I don’t think they ever caught on, and they wouldn’t have been able to open it anyway.

Good idea.

I hauled a bicycle (in the box) in the bed of a pickup, with a campershell, for nearly a month without it being noticed.

Works on teens, too!

Neighbors could hide each other’s gifts.

When I was little I wondered why my parents kept a 6 foot tall refrigerator box in their room, I later found out it was where they stashed the presents (there were 6 of us kids). My mom was a homemaker, like most at that time, so there was no sneaking in to get a peek.