Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 22, 2023

It’s seven PM somewhere honey.

I’ll take a glass or two.

But it is always 5 o’clock, SOMEWHERRE. That is how time zones work.

He would not be wise to say, “It’s never too early in the day for a drink, because I live with you, Karen”!

He said “practice”.

women just don’t listen! hahahahahahhahahahhaha :)

He didn’t say he was going to drink it, just practice making a batch or two. Just tell her you’re going to donate it to the local homeless shelter.

So, he’s just sparring?

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

During the holidays, it’s never too early.

It’s practice day.

I haven’t had a drink with alcohol in over 35 years and don’t miss it. If you want to go for it but please don’t drive. A drunk driver just killed four siblings in a head-on crash because he was going the wrong way in their lane. Imagine what this Christmas will be like for that family.

Nonsense!