Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 10, 2023

“C’mon F, or do we have to spell it out for you ?

Helf meef! Helf meef!

Self-helf.

Helf, Helf!

Helf, Helf!! Save us, save us, from the murderous elf! The Elf on the Shelf!!

They better hope that a letter-carrier sees the message. Only then can they be delivered.

Put it on, F. Only then will there be a P and the word HELP will emerge.

A CAPITAL IDEA!

When he gets home he’ll wear both pieces and he’ll finally B somebody.

Might have been funnier if it had originally said HELLO and both of the L’s were asked (or were fighting over) to put on the half O.

F must have been illetterate.

If the ship approaches from the far side of the island, it will look more like FLEE from a distance.

F can be so Frickin’ fickle.

I can tell “L” has fallen back a bit to look at the discarded half of the “o”, probably wondering if it is edible.

Eff has to pee.

Or you could lose that middle appendage and stand on your head.

And hang on until someone notices. It might be a while. But then, there seems to be a steady stream of ships on the horizon in these island with a single tree comic situations.

If he doesn’t cooperate they’ll knock off his middle bar, flip him on his head and put him in HELL.

This is an original cartoon, of course. But it reminds me of this Gary Larson classic. By the way, I haven’t figured out how some people are still putting links in these posts without changing them as I’ve done below. Replace the “DOT”.

https://ifunnyDOTco/picture/wait-wait-cancel-that-i-guess-it-says-helf-NHFilfMW7

" Oh man, I “F” to “P” so bad!!"

I’m divided on this one.