Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 14, 2023

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    flagmichael  12 months ago

    This one actually made me laugh!

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    Zykoic  12 months ago

    My new watch once messaged me; “It appears you are kick-boxing. Should I record it?” Sure……

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    Gent  12 months ago

    In the medieval times?

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Why didn’t anyone want to date Alexa ?

    Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago

    Some kids asked me why our Alexa in the basement has an Australian accent

    Me: “Because the basement is down under the house”

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    preacherman Premium Member 12 months ago

    That right, there, Sweetie. He should get with the times of false advertising. Careful. Rod might just go get his own Alexa and not need your services ever again.

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    If Alexa doesn’t respond, does that mean Rod has no future?

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    Goat from PBS  12 months ago

    Now I wonder what Alexa would say if it was asked that.

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    Elmer6  12 months ago

    Rod is getting shorter every panel. Is he standing in quicksand?

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    Future takes time!!

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    paulprobujr  12 months ago

    She didn’t call him a “boomer”?

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    oakie817  12 months ago

    siri, you jest

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    AZCoyote  12 months ago

    She just put herself out of business.

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    BB71  12 months ago

    Why don`t fortune tellers win the lottery every week?

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    walstib Premium Member 12 months ago

    Every so often I hear Alexa in my pocket say “I’m afraid I don’t know an answer to that.” She’s such an eavesdropper!

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    geese28  12 months ago

    She must be Siri. She sounds sassy enough

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    bwswolf  12 months ago

    I hate it when my electronics start talking to me …… :)

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    mistercatworks  12 months ago

    “He will soon be cutting out the ‘middleman’.”

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    eced52  12 months ago

    Why am I paying you, if all I have to do is ask Alexa.

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    eddi-TBH  12 months ago

    If I asks Alexa that, she’s hook me up with Amazon links to Metamucil and incontinence products.

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