Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 12, 2023

They’ll “ring bells” until finding an always open “monastic” outpost.

That’s a grave concern.

- “You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that ‘Free Range’-imprint on your hump.”

- “What hump?”

Have a hunch their shopping list is weirder than you cadaver think of.

Down at Abby Normals bar and cemetery…………..

Right next to the church.

Eh maybe there one open at Notre Dame.

What hump? Oh, you didn’t mention a hump. Okay then.

Clueless

I’m sure they will dig up something!

In the 1800s they used to have guards at the cemeteries to stop the theft of bodies needed by medical students. That could be where we got the term “working the graveyard shift”.

you’d be surprised on what’s still open at said ungodly hour. :J

I hear Burke & Hare are now offering delivery 24/7.

Shouldn’t one of them have a shovel? Or are they going to have to dig one up somewhere?

Read the obits for fresh graves. They are easier to dig for the first couple of days.

It’s the best time to shop for what they are shopping for.

Frankenstein’s monster eventually kills Frankenstein’s wife. Perhaps he was doing his creator a favor.

The local turkey farm.

Sounds like she’s volunteering ?

She’s in for a grave surprise.

They are off to dig up some old friends.

She seems a little clueless about what they’re up to. I’m guessing he took a lesson from Michael Corleone: “Don’t ask me about my work, Kay.”