Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for November 08, 2023

This will be an “open” marriage.

Are they ready for the grand opening? Yaffle is a big helper.

I don’t get it! Pope Yaffle is interesting, but I don’t believe they have yet allowed birds in the clergy.

Cardinal Yaffle has no idea what the heck is happening here.

She’ll drain him. There’s a reason there are no canned spouses on the brides side or opener spouses on his side.

Talk about opening up a can ……she had him at the first round about!

Yaffle looks so cute helping to officiate the union of can and opener!

She married a can without an easy opening lid? Man, when she gets old and rusty, they’re gonna be some real issues getting him to open up.

“I now pronounce you Can and Wife”

Ha, I just spotted the little holy guy or should I say Father Yaffle. I love the guests wearing hats and the standing can opener.

Wait ‘til you hear the choir: Sufferin’ succotash!

Tomorrow, funeral for Mr. Chunky Beef. Mrs. Chunky Beef will stand trial for his demise.

Two symbiotic wonders made for the world.

They have “Pop tops”here in the US.Must be why more cans chose to remain single these days.

the wedding program of course features lots of canned music…

They’re not supposed to have tin/aluminum until the 10th anniversary!