Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 15, 2023

Of course you’re kidding, everyone knows that lox goes better with a beagle.

This wouldn’t work at Cleo and Company.

Alligator meat is delicious.

No he’s not

“I’ll just take the beagle.”

Javalina or wild pig has more meat and tastes better.

Seems like a reasonable order from a gator at a croc restaurant.

Gators only eat Bulldogs

He’s running the shack with his gator aid.

Yeah he’s kidding, no cream cheese.

Just get an everythig beagle.

This isn’t that funny. Especially if your dog, cat, or small child had recently been eaten by a gator. Couple of years ago, someone was playing golf on the Key Biscayne Golf course (on Key Biscayne, Florida). He had a small dog. There were signs all over the golf course to keep your dog on a leash. The guy didn’t. Dog ran loose and the resident gator got it.

All I Gator for is Croc-pot chili.

Hold the cream cheese…..