Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 12, 2023

Mitty, get the Filthy Hound and Stumpy to help you drag it down to Three-legged Stanley’s junk shop and trade it in.

If it’s not too heavy, head-butt it off of the dresser. #oops

Tell Mom to move to Florida, no need for a humidifier when living in one

I’m with ya Mitty, I hate being humidified.

Well, Mitty, Mom thinks there’s insufficient humility—I mean humidity—in the room.

One of our cats loved the humidifier when she was a kitten.

An evil robot?! It could take over the world!

It’s a tough choice. Without the humidifier, the air in winter gets so dry you cannot pet your cat.

#SnapSparklePopOw

My cat didn’t like it when she would come to me for loving and I would spark her nose.

I need one.