Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 09, 2023

mittens would sink his boat if he were in the Gravy Navy. Or willingly walk the plank? CAT OVERBOARD! CAT OVER, never mind. He’s drinking the sea dry!

No, Mitty. Just because there’s a gravy boat doesn’t mean there is a Gravy Navy.

It never hurts to ask, Mitty.

♪"In the gravy,

yes, he can sail the seven seas"♫

One can only hope there is, Mittens.

No, there’s no GravyNavy, yet. But there is, or could be, a Gravy Hot Tub!

Thanksgravy. Mitten’s favourite time of year. I confess to loving gravy as well. But not as much as Mitty.

Why don’t YOU create one, Mitty? That would make you a Five-Star General!

There’s pea soup (fog) he can get stuck in. You can’t see two feet in front of you and terrible car accidents happen.

Now I can’t shake the mental image of Muppet Viking pigs singing “In the Gravy.”

LOLing with this one today!

Imagine all the Gravy they would need to feed the Navy!

In the gravy

You can pour it on your peas

In the gravy

Mashed potatoes if you please

In the gravy

Grab the boat and pour it on

In the gravy, in the gravy

Take this whisk and stir it smooth

I’m sure there is. I seem to remember reading about it. It’s the one with the

#CranberryArmy

Mittens is dreaming of floating away on a gravy sea.

Take comfort, Mittens. At least we’re rapidly approaching Thanksgravy …