Close to Home by John McPherson for November 17, 2023

i think Wayne’s fave looks more scary than the mask!

Bleeb is MIA. Unless that’s him under the camera, coloured the same as the tree.

No Bleeb! Okay, this time I think I got it right this time! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

Anyway… the Glatzes are about to get the bejeebers scared out of ‘em! Given that they had any bejeebers in the first place.

- one eyed

- two horned

- doesn’t fly

- what color people does he eat?

This could explain a lot of clickbait stories, although I suspect a lot of those are pure CGI.

Some of the so called unexplained creature and monster videos really are that way, it seems!

who puts a trail cam that high in a tree

I want to know where there is a trail cam so I can walk past it in a Waldo costume. Maybe I can get a GF with a Carmen Sandiego costume and we can both parade past it.

Be sure the Glatzes don’t have gats pointed at you

Obviously, Wayne’s poor calendaring skills resulted in missing Halloween.

Ha! Expect an uptick in the number of reports of strange phenomena in the coming weeks!

Go,for it. Hope there nothing rigged to foil your scheme. LOL

I wanna see a real monster take out Wayne! Bleeb, hurry up with that costume, dude!!!!!!!! :)

Some of these trail cam folks are also fond of their guns.

He had a monster of an idea

Trail cams can be very effective during deer season!

Straight offa Facebook