Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 22, 2023

I hear Jack Benny’s Maxwell.

It is the laugh track of Ziggy’w life.

So … now it’s a laughing matter.

It sounds like the mechanic is paraphrasing Karl Childers from the movie “Sling Blade”. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… I’ve done that myself. Especially the line, “Ah reckon I ain’t got no good reason ta kill ya.” Good times.

A rolling comedian.

Just turn up the radio……

My car made a sound every time I put on the brakes, so I took it to a mechanic to have it looked at. He told me the brake disks were slightly rusty, because I didn’t use them enough.

Just added a snickers bar.

How does Ziggy even reach the pedals?

It’s all in the timing.

Garage sign reads, “Maybe we can’t fix your car, but you will leave here laughing.”

giggle as you drive. something I haven’t done in quite a long time.

Well, that’s a tune-up for you.

that mechanic, he’s a real good fella…

Send it over to the Ministry of Funny Walks!

Time to find a REAL mechanic.