Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 13, 2023

A cream pie would just make the trombone sad.

Cream pies go on drum heads.

Cream pies are probably among the many foods that Petey is too picky to eat. If he gets one, he’ll be happy to give it away.

Dumm.

Imagine that.

Petey, you know what it means of Ernesto shows up at rehearsal where there’s 40 other kids? Mass hallucination.

We once had a cat that would walk up and down on the piano keys just to hear the sounds. On day, the piano tuner was there and said that the piano mechanism need to be rebuilt. He took out the mechanism to bring it back to his shop to rebuild it. After he left, the cat jumped on the piano, but no sound came out. She immediately jumped off, and woudn’t go on the piano again. I guess she thought she was going deaf.

Do you know where to get a cream pie, Petey?

Yes, but how would you attach the pie?

Try a metal cup at the end….waaaaaaaa waaaaaa

Brilliant idea, Petey! I’d like to see that!

Obviously, a sporting goods store, Ernesto! You should have been able to figure that out.

On the other hand, Petey’s alternate works well for an imaginary trombonist.

Louis Prima, Keely, Smith, Sam Butera and the Witnesses: some brass https://tinyurl.Com/yhoxh9pe