WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 17, 2023

Save your sword swiping, Sir Knight! She’s swiping left!

Keep complaining and the dragon will be happy to get rid of her.

Where, oh, WHERE is the knight in shining armour from PETA or Pro Wildlife to say: “I’m here, dear dragon to save YOU from the shrew!”

Is he saving the dragon from the damsel?

Well darn, that lets me out. Heh, heh, heh.

Lady, you’re about to become dragon chow!

The dragon is ready to give her back.

Things don’t look for the self-centered princess.

Even the dragon is surprised and he kidnapped her

She and the dragon are old friends. They came up with this scheme to help her meet new men.

This definitely brings Shek to mind.

She never settles!

He has slain the dragon, has all of the treasure, and doesn’t need her. Let’s listen to her next tune.

Stop dragon his heart around.

It’s easier to find a dragon.

Princess Karen

She wants to see the dragon’s digestive tract.

Melania Trump

And the dragon is probably thinking “No, rescue her. Please!”

Poor dragon.