According to story, there was a female member of the British Parliament who used to go head to head with Winston Churchill. At one state function, Churchill had been bending the elbow pretty well, as he was known to do. The female MP approached him and accused him of being not just drunk, but exceedingly drunk. His reply was classic:
Yes Madam, I am exceedingly drunk. And you are exceedingly ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
mccollunsky 8 months ago
Should have just said yes, Charlie Brown.
KennethPrice2 8 months ago
Beauty’s only skin deep yeah, yeah, yeah, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
iggyman 8 months ago
You’re such a kidder, Charlie Brown!
gantech 8 months ago
What a shame…in a few years a silver tongue like that would get him laid. Worked for me…
gantech 8 months ago
According to story, there was a female member of the British Parliament who used to go head to head with Winston Churchill. At one state function, Churchill had been bending the elbow pretty well, as he was known to do. The female MP approached him and accused him of being not just drunk, but exceedingly drunk. His reply was classic:
Yes Madam, I am exceedingly drunk. And you are exceedingly ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
nancyb creator 8 months ago
It’s fascinating to see Schulz trying out catch phrases. “I did my best” was intended to be a running gag. He hadn’t yet discovered, “Oh, good grief!”
markkahler52 8 months ago
I’d like to see what Patty does when (and if) she catches him
22Wu33/es Premium Member 8 months ago
Is that Violet? Or the original Patty?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 8 months ago
Proverbs 31:30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Try that one Charlie Brown.