WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 25, 2023

Well how old are you. Thirty Five ?

My question is, how did they manage that cut without a saw?

That’s an awfully clean cut, having used an axe.

These days, one medical visit requires repeating your date of birth at least half a dozen times to verify who you are. No one can keep age a secret anymore.

For this, you destroyed a tree?

That oughta cut down on the lying.

She got what she deserved for lying, a capitol crime…