Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 22, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 1 year ago

    (translation: the only use for tables is to eat customers)

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 year ago

    “OK waiter, I’ve decided. I have the blonde one in the corner.”

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    Dobber Premium Member about 1 year ago

    BYO not allowed.

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    silberdistel  about 1 year ago

    What would the correct sentence be?

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We’re goin’ out to eat grandma…

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    Kaputnik  about 1 year ago

    Are you certain that was a mistake? You might want to get out of there while you can.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 year ago

    3 words:

    SLOW

    Children

    Ahead

    ( check’s in the mail )

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Pretty hefty tax for a minor syntax. That tax guy would make a fortune looking at some instruction manuals that come with imported from China stuff.

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Now….did he drive through the parkway before parking in the driveway?

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I always thought syntax was a customer levy on a house of prostitution.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 year ago

    Okay, fine then.

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    looseparts creator about 1 year ago

    Just sliding in to congratulate my buddy Dave on hitting the 40,000 follower mark on GC. And to congratulate you all on your fine taste in comics humor. Now if it wasn’t for Dave and all that Interpol mess from a few years ago. Oh well, the witness relocation program has been good for him.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Well, it is a bordello.

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    ekke  about 1 year ago

    Wait, wait … the table … EATS?!?

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    aussie399 Premium Member 10 months ago

    This one rushed on past me

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