Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 09, 2023

That’s quite a feat.

I believe it’s coming unhinged.

The socks threw him off his game!

Yes, I see what they’ve done to your feet.

Beginning of a gruesome tale.

Is that everything I wanted to know about Sox? I’m afraid to ask!

Time to donate those to the clothing drive. Share the excitement!

Spielberg made us afraid to go in the water.

She makes us afraid to put on our socks.

Gator shoes accompaniments …!

I googled this and apparently this translates into “It looks like there aren’t any great matches for your search”

Goodbye cruel world. I can’t handstand it anymore.

Well, if you are going to walk on your hands from now on, maybe these will help:

https://tinyurl.Com/5n8vfkvk

I buy strictly vegetarian socks. They are wonderful for plantar warts.

So long as your calzones (underpants) aren’t carnivorous, you’re O.K.!

You thought you had it all under control. But then, you did the laundry. Now, one of your socks is missing. And nobody is safe.

I had socks with purple pigs, wearing tutus, eating ice cream cones, but this is unusual.

…Marie Chaussettes claimed without an underwelt, stockings were just socks…

…she claimed that such socks were used as carnivorous creatures by boys looking at her stockings…

… nothing less…

…and nothing more…rather…

…her stockings were created to help young men toulouse ’germain…

…"They look in magazines…

…and make pretty paper marinettes…

…when they could have the real things…

…at Wal-Mart in the shoe section…

…sacre bleu…

…ornery red…

If we could just clarify…. Are the socks internally carnivorous, or only externally carnivorous? Who bleeds?

Good grief, man! Burn them! No wonder Spanish socks are not currently “all the rage”—too hot to handle!

As for me, I started going sockless most of the time some while ago, so I feel safe from those meat-eaters….