Gives you the “runs”?
Well, yes but… They do keep the dentist from having to pry blood clots from between your teeth.
Ah, the Lite beer of Vampire’s!!!
Why don’t you ever see female vampires that look like Nosferatu – the bald, mishappen head, etc.?
Not to mention they leave me thirstier because of the watery blood.
Good advice from Count Your Calories. :)
Count Drugula.
Do diabetics taste sweeter?
Guessing when he was alive he didn’t like skim milk, either.
A count has got to maintain standards, after all.
October 30, 2015
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
Gives you the “runs”?
Nebulous Premium Member about 1 year ago
Well, yes but… They do keep the dentist from having to pry blood clots from between your teeth.
Knightman Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ah, the Lite beer of Vampire’s!!!
jahays1 about 1 year ago
Why don’t you ever see female vampires that look like Nosferatu – the bald, mishappen head, etc.?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Not to mention they leave me thirstier because of the watery blood.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good advice from Count Your Calories. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Count Drugula.
Phoenix83 about 1 year ago
Do diabetics taste sweeter?
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
Guessing when he was alive he didn’t like skim milk, either.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
A count has got to maintain standards, after all.