Gives you the “runs”?
Well, yes but… They do keep the dentist from having to pry blood clots from between your teeth.
Ah, the Lite beer of Vampire’s!!!
Why don’t you ever see female vampires that look like Nosferatu – the bald, mishappen head, etc.?
Not to mention they leave me thirstier because of the watery blood.
Good advice from Count Your Calories. :)
Count Drugula.
Do diabetics taste sweeter?
Guessing when he was alive he didn’t like skim milk, either.
A count has got to maintain standards, after all.
October 30, 2015
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
Gives you the “runs”?
Nebulous Premium Member 12 months ago
Well, yes but… They do keep the dentist from having to pry blood clots from between your teeth.
Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago
Ah, the Lite beer of Vampire’s!!!
jahays1 12 months ago
Why don’t you ever see female vampires that look like Nosferatu – the bald, mishappen head, etc.?
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Not to mention they leave me thirstier because of the watery blood.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Good advice from Count Your Calories. :)
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Count Drugula.
Phoenix83 12 months ago
Do diabetics taste sweeter?
paullp Premium Member 12 months ago
Guessing when he was alive he didn’t like skim milk, either.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
A count has got to maintain standards, after all.