Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 25, 2023

how about some good prank officer: push him back in and bar the window.

In his condition, he just might break his neck climbing out that window.

Leave him then.

Hello, hello, hello, What’s all this then?

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

I never knew Andy was welsh.

Probably.

Constable, do your duty. Take Andy back inside through front door of Rose and Crown. You’ll be high fived all around.

Know thy beat!

The police department knows Andy very well…..to cheap to buy a round…..

I’d recognize that butt anywhere.

You’d think by now they’d notice the strange coincidence that he heads to the loo when it’s his turn.

Blow his whistle and watch Andy scrabble out of that window.

That’s why they call them “Bobbies”, who else would think someone breaks in during hours…

Hey Constable, I dare you to smack Andy on the rear with your truncheon! (Sorry if that sounds mean.)

Of course Andy will sneak out rather then buy a round of beer

Again, what’s with the finger pointing?