Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for November 24, 2023

He is a dedicated “pastafarian”.

The spaghetti would have to be cooked “al dente.”

That must be some skinny pasta.

After thirty years of that, he really can get those noodles between the teeth that remain!

Any way out of using that string???

In really Fat World where you eat spaghetti with no teeth.

He ate so much spaghetti, he nearly pasta way.

I can only assume that his idea of spaghetti is something akin to those crunchy treats they advertise that are supposed to help clean your dog’s teeth. I won’t be dining at his table anytime soon.