One of our local universities started a community garden. Several plots had their ripe tomatoes stolen on a regular basis. One gardener in the Science Department injected his tomatoes with a chemical that would turn a person’s urine blue. He announced that fact anonymously in the university newsletter, and despite having ruined his own harvest — the tomato thefts stopped.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE 11 months ago
"Urea"ka!
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
So that’s how Jesus did it!
stillfickled Premium Member 11 months ago
I still wouldn’t drink it.
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
One of our local universities started a community garden. Several plots had their ripe tomatoes stolen on a regular basis. One gardener in the Science Department injected his tomatoes with a chemical that would turn a person’s urine blue. He announced that fact anonymously in the university newsletter, and despite having ruined his own harvest — the tomato thefts stopped.
rockyridge1977 11 months ago
All side effects seem to be worse than the cure!!!!…..Still not drinking urine….the doctor lies.
mrsalex 11 months ago
Hilarious!
stamps 11 months ago
A nice Pinot Pi$$.
T... 11 months ago
Blue pill, try urinating w/a stiffy…