Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for November 21, 2023

Male turkey stuffed the female turkey at the taxidermist. Explains the look on its face.

Sorry. Next time, Just stuff it! …

…don’t forget therazzleberry dressing…

Remember… remove that little bag, first!

What happened to the meat and carcass?

And she wasn’t referring to the turkey.

before I scrolled down I was thinking he took him to an all you can eat buffet

My wife and I hate stuffing. And is Dave that dumb? Don’t answer that.

Today is also NATIONAL GINGERBREAD COOKIE DAY!!

mmmmm…..dessert!

Sometimes, with men, you need to spell everything out specifically and carefully.

LITEREALITY CHECK …❗️

For what they cost these days, the turkey should be wearing a g-string stuffed with dollar bills.

The taxidermist got a free meal?

I wonder what it’ll taste like?

Turkey Stuffing Recipe Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing — imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 8 – 15 lb. turkey 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (Fancy Farm is the best) Salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey’s back end blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it’s done.

she really wants to give dave the bird…