Crumb by David Fletcher for November 21, 2023

Saves the tenderising step.

Keep your tail feathers down, so you don’t look like a turkey.

Maybe she wants a bean bag chair? :)

I had some 5th graders on my school bus that were in charge of the school’s chicken coop. They were called “Chicken Tenders” … must not laugh at 5th graders …

It may take a few weeks to heal thy feathers but you should be fine.