Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 04, 2023

Double "pun"tendre.

You know what they say about elves with big ears.

You don’t? Me neither.

I think the injuries he’s about to receive will be classified as “Elf inflicted” sorry, I just had to.

I knew Apple had help making their stuff.

the other guy’s had it up to ear…

You just elfed-up, Blinky! You wanna go?!

Love the boots!

I don’t get it. What am I missing?

You can always get a job as an extra in Star Trek movies.

Watch it Bub, or I’ll knock your block off….and tell Santa how mean you were to me.

I hope he doesn’t have rabbit ears. His feelings would get hurt.

Young punk…..has no respect for his elders.

That’s Mister Pal to you.

Ear envy.

If you can’t say anything nice about some bunny, don’t say anything at all.

“I heard that!”

Pot? Kettle?

Not a good place for ear shaming.

Is that elf of the left assembling a MacBook?