Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 08, 2023

He turned it into “window dressing”.

Taking a break.

He’s singing his “Christmas Carol” ou-ho-ho-tside…

Santa has been Cornered.

Took me a moment to notice the electric cord.

It looks like the plastic Santa has had enough of Ebenezer.

DON’T JUMP SANTA!!!

the plastic reindeer are next…

Remember that Ebenezer hates Christmas so he out Santa outside of the window. Didn’t want to deal with Christmas celebrations.

Well, right now… you might say “he’s the elf on the shelf… or the ledge”… either one works!

Out on the ledge drop, there’s a pause, don’t jump good old Santa Claus!!!

Getting ready to jump.

Sometimes the real Santa may feel like that.

It HAS been a very rough year…….

It didn’t help that when she plugged that mangy ol’ Santa in it smelled like a loaded cat box.

Not cool. Either someone has already called emergency services or the next wind gust will tip it down on someone in the street.

Eh he is went to meets Geronimo.

When out on the pavement there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the desk to see what was the matter.

We’ve got a jumper!.

I think it is very funny, and expresses well how I feel about the “holidays”.

Even the plastic Santa has glasses!

ELF on a shelf. Claus belongs in the stratopause, delivering gifts…

He needed some air due to his claustrophobia.

He’s out.