The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 23, 2023

I’ d like to see mother Gargle at the parade riding her broom.

Mother Gargle would make a perfect parade balloon, with all of that hot air inside her!

Brutus would actually make a cute big ol’ balloon.

Brutus, leave the great lady alone!

Be careful what you wish for Brutus. Outlook for New York next week includes heavy rain, strong winds and severe storms. You’re much better off, this year anyway, at home with Mother G.

True, dat. But it would be worth it, to get away from her.

Happy thanksgiving to you all in America!

How does someone nominate Brutus for a float? Is it just about money?

Brutus has never floated Mother Gargle’s boat.

I can see Brutus as a parade balloon, he’d get my vote and I’d put him far above Sponge Bob, but (sorry) just under Snoopy

Happy Thanksgiving to all. I hope today is top filled with blessings for you.

The only way Brutus will get there is if he takes out a balloon loan.

I saw that coming from way up the street.

Why do you talk to her Brutus ?

would love to see a Brutus balloon…

He needs to tell her that Halloween is over and she can take off her mask.

You old battle axe you would make a great balloon! Also I’ve bought you bus tickets to New York. Bus is leaving in two hours. I have bags packed at the door.

Happy Thanksgiving all and also Mother Gargle. Season for loving and giving.

and she would make a great splatty cartoony part on his giant shoe. :D

Why does he even talk to her?

I live in NYC and have never seen the parade in person. It’s too cold, too windy, and too crowded.

Mother Gargle could go as the Goodyear Blimp.

Unkind, Mother Gargle!

she’s already in there, the turkey balloon

Brutus, not really. Grandma Gargoyle has the physique, the ugliness and the evil look that would generate more Ooos and Ahhhs from the audience than Brutus. Brutus is just an average good guy. Parades rarely celebrate the average good guy on which our nation and the world so depends on…..

Happy Thanksgiving Brutus.

Mother Gargle is a big blowhard!

Happy Thanksgiving to The Born Loser, thank you for remembering!

The last Xmas parade I remember watching was when I was a little tyke. And those giant balloons scared me to death. When I was in high school, I marched in several parades, including Xmas, and later in life I marched in the St.Patrick’s Day parade and Veteran’s Day parade. But, now that I’m old, and parade no more, I guess I should go full circle and watch a Xmas parade.

Said Lard Butt sitting in Brutus’s chair! Brutus is too much of a gentleman to tip the chair over. Or she’s too heavy.

Happy Thanksgiving Chip and TBL Nation! TBL is something I give thanks for every day!

And she’s supplying the hot air?

Happy Thanksgiving to all Us Losers! (And Winners too!) ;)

Perhaps a hint that she should go, and hopefully can’t find her way back.

HIPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

After that Brutus’ thinks, “you’re slipping old boy, you knew better than to engage her while she’s watching tv, live and loyne”…

Happy Thanksgiving to all. I’m thankful for the many, many, laugh filled years from “The Born Loser”. ❤️

Oh, Mother G has a sharp wit! She should be careful not to cut herself.

I hope Brutus had some nice, fresh pies to serve today!

Beans are always helpful the next day, as well at family gatherings (Colon Cleansing?)

Mmmm…. Turkey.