Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 15, 2023

A chastity belt for those who give a crap.

Same price. Smaller size.

I could have lived a long and happy life without knowing about Uterine Prolapse and the non-surgical methods for treating it.

I did however stand in amazement when a guy putting new trash bags in outside bins on a windy day used prolapsed rectum in a sentence.

Anyone can be an athletic supporter. But a uterine supporter? That takes class!

For a useful home procedure to correct a prolapsed uterus (also known as the “calf bed”) read “All Creatures Great and Small”. An experienced vet requires a sack of sugar and a large serving tray. (—

Body horror? Isn’t that more a Hallowe’en thing, rather than a Thanksgiving thing?

Love me love my bird and love my Michigan hair do. Ignore the device for now. Later. First a movie, dinner, cocktails, your gaze, your lies.

How bad did the complaints have to get before they ‘knew and improved’ it?…Oh, I think I need a fainting couch.

…you’re in big trouble, now, Pee Pee…

…they say time is not fluid…

…so what is it?…

…a gas?…

…a solid?…

… a gelatine mass?…

…Einstein theorized that there is nothing but the present…

…that all time is now…

…Einstein also said…

…Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler…

…science also says the faster to the speed of light you go the slower time goes…

…but I wonder…

…when I work hard and go quickly go about my job…

…time flies…

…but when I pokie around and sit on my dupa…

…time drags…

…I know…

… I know…

…small picture…

…that kind of thinking makes ya conclude that the world is flat…

…my most fun reason why it isnt?…

…our eyes…

…we see things upside down…

…and our brains …and our brains flips it…

…what better proof that we live on a globe…

…where we’re all upside down…

…now, of I only I could figure out those blurry notes on today’s bottom right…

Blood on the run. Band too.

Plugging merchandise.

that is a use

good thing its FLEXible ;+)

The Uterine Council of Ghent specifically banned frivolous uterine supporters from wantonly exposing their apparatus.

Oh the w.h.o.r.e-or …!

( the goat overlords didn’t like this )

Can also be used as a hernia harness.

This made me laugh. I love how your work is fine art at first and then also very funny. Though… why aren’t we considered fine art when we’re funny? I’ll have to think on that.

Something to consider, the one I have now is getting rusty.

This looks suspiciously like orthodontic headgear.

Well at least it makes one have proper posture and sit up straight. Ouch!

Harness for methane Gass?

I shot my Lady, but did not shoot my Sister.

Looks more like a torture device to me than a "uterine supporter,’ but what do I know of such things? If the Colorfully Clad Character chatting up her Bird of Many Colors (they’re a matching set, ya know?) says so, I’ll accept her word for it,

And yet, I pity the fool!