Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 29, 2024
May 28, 2024
May 30, 2024
Transcript:
Sluggo: I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.
Nancy: I'm going to be a beauty operator. Hi, Larry---What are you going to be when you get big?
Boy: A baseball umpire.
Brings to mind the joke where an upset fan yells at an ump, if you were my husband I’d serve you poison. And the ump replies, if I were your husband I’d take it.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Nancy, YOU had better be your first customer! And Larry—you’ll play the title role in Disney’s THE SHAGGY DOG.
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
Ángel Hernández Is retiring. Timely.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Figures.
razzledazzle295 about 1 month ago
Does he want people saying “The umpire’s blind!!!”?
SofaKing about 1 month ago
“Beauty operator.” I remember Mom making appointments at the beauty salon with her operator. Apparently they didn’t have stylists back then.
Bongo Herbert Premium Member about 1 month ago
And that little boy grew up to be – Angel Hernandez.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
good one
brklnbern about 1 month ago
Brings to mind the joke where an upset fan yells at an ump, if you were my husband I’d serve you poison. And the ump replies, if I were your husband I’d take it.
anncorr339 about 1 month ago
He would make aloudy umpire could not see the ball