There is a story about Lady Astor at some kind of social or political gathering. She was talking to an acquaintance and was saying (audibly), “…the most charming, intelligent, and eloquent man in this room is wearing the most clumsily knotted tie!” Immediately, every man in the place reached up to fix his tie! So much for women being conceited!!
Isn’t the opposite really true? Gorgeous women look in the mirror and think “I’m look awful!” The ugly guy looks in the mirror, and thinks “Lookin’ good, dude!”
Two women went to Heaven. The one rule was don’t step on a duck, but this was very difficult as there were so many. Any woman who stepped on a duck was condemned to spend eternity with the ugliest man imaginable.
So the first woman accidentally stepped on a duck, and received her punishment.
The second woman succeeded in not stepping on a duck for a very long time and was rewarded by spending eternity with an incredibly good looking man. She asked what she must have done to get such a good looking man. The man said, “I don’t know about you but I stepped on a duck.”
Calvinist1966 about 1 month ago
“Hey, Good Looking,
What you got cooking?"
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
There is a story about Lady Astor at some kind of social or political gathering. She was talking to an acquaintance and was saying (audibly), “…the most charming, intelligent, and eloquent man in this room is wearing the most clumsily knotted tie!” Immediately, every man in the place reached up to fix his tie! So much for women being conceited!!
atomicdog about 1 month ago
Why is having confidence in your appearance conceit?
Ignatz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Isn’t the opposite really true? Gorgeous women look in the mirror and think “I’m look awful!” The ugly guy looks in the mirror, and thinks “Lookin’ good, dude!”
ncorgbl about 1 month ago
That made me look.
Searcy9320 about 1 month ago
Sluggo is always a catch
Sandra Velasco about 1 month ago
LOL :)
MT Wallet about 1 month ago
Not a single good-looking woman in the bunch.
Two women went to Heaven. The one rule was don’t step on a duck, but this was very difficult as there were so many. Any woman who stepped on a duck was condemned to spend eternity with the ugliest man imaginable.
So the first woman accidentally stepped on a duck, and received her punishment.
The second woman succeeded in not stepping on a duck for a very long time and was rewarded by spending eternity with an incredibly good looking man. She asked what she must have done to get such a good looking man. The man said, “I don’t know about you but I stepped on a duck.”
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
You talkin’ to me?
You talkin’ to ME?
- Taxi Driver
brklnbern about 1 month ago
Sluggo the sage.
anncorr339 about 1 month ago
Sluggo is right