Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 21, 2023

And when she smoked a cigar, she could turn your stomach.

Not to mention an Uncle who could mellow your dad under a bus.

Actually, Broomie is an “aunt” only by definition.

Your dad will want to be nice to my aunt.

It might even end up that he would have to date her!

“Don’t stand no chance” the U.S. standard of education is crippling.

So by using a double negative, you’re saying your dad has a chance?

Remember when they sent Tabitha to public school and she turned a classmate into a bullfrog.

And she wears USMC skivvies so don’t mess with her.

a Broomie is ALWAYS better than a Tough Guy

I always love it when a bully gets one-upped.

Great comeback there, Kiddo.

And bullies put her in a bad mood.

“And YOU better back up out my face, or I’ll tell her to come see you!”

Auntie Broomie rocks!

Good scare tactic to defuse a bully! LOL

He’s a bully, but he’s not stupid.

The Truth is always too much for a bully and his dad….