Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 23, 2023

Mimi is allowed to bring a plus-one to the family dinner? And is that Dr. Pearl or Meemaw’s ghost? And is everybody drinking wine, except Jami is drinking a highball?

As painful as it must be, Gil’s taking the high road. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends here at Snark Nation. May we all get our desired rations of family, football and turkey.

Meemaw is just happy she can sit up. Keri is happy her Kentucky Mudflap hairstyle is back in fashion. Gill realizes how lucky he is he doesn’t have to spend much time with this bunch. Meme closes her eyes, clicks her heels and wishes she was “not” home. The Arizona Golf pro is sizing Keri up as a par 4 with several hazards. Jami is biting his lip as lonely Keri’s foot is doing something new to him under the table. Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! MeeMaw’s blessing: “May they get what they deserve.”

This isn’t awkward at all: Meemaw still breathing and itching to serve Gil the papers, Keri and her simulated school shooting drill PTSD and PASD (Post Abortion Stress Disorder) raging in her head, E(MeMe)ly and Ericka rubbing each others thighs under the table giving each other smiley, knowing glances and then there is Jami. Jami, Jami, Jami. What to do with you junior? Good to see Gill heavily medicated before he began handling the sharp objects. Ain’t the holidays great? Happy Thanksgiving!

Beth should have been invited. Thanksgiving dinner was six weeks ago as is.

Erika does NOT look happy to be at Gil’s table.

Awkward, forced, a family full of secrets and lies , seething anger and resentment ready to explode at any moment…yeah, that’s pretty much an accurate Thanksgiving. Pass the gravy!

So this is Gil Thorp’s Modern Family? The Gilfather makes an appearance, then high tails it to Central City for a ménage a trois with Beth and Hilary. Happy Turkey Day Snarkers.

May we take time to pause and reflect on the blessings and good things bestowed upon our lives as so well stated in Abraham Lincoln’s Proclamation of Thanksgiving on October 3, 1863:

The year that is drawing towards its close, has been filled with the blessings of fruitful fields and healthful skies. To these bounties, which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the source from which they come, others have been added, which are of so extraordinary a nature, that they cannot fail to penetrate and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful providence of Almighty God…They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union.

Happy Thanksgiving All!

It should say “Happy” Thanksgiving. Put on a smile and power through it.

“Let us give thanks. Lord, thank you that we live in a state that allows abortion. Amen,”

Mimi and her girlfriend are there?…BARAJAS!!!

in the bandar tongue happy thanksgiving

meemaw looks like norman bates mom now

jami excited to play hermy the elf in the school play

ericka angry mimi wont let her shave her mustache unless thats cami

Is the game over or is the Thorp Family one of the sponsors?

I see Keri has one of those popular lightning bolt shirts that show up every so often in this strip. Now what kind of technique is Gil using to carve that turkey? He’s cutting away from himself? If he slips, he’s going to recreate that lighting bolt on Keri’s torso. And speaking of bolt, before you bolt off to watch the Lions feast on the Packers, be sure to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/23/scaring-jami/

Maybe HeeHaw actually croaked and they’re just keeping her around like The Weekend at Bernie’s movie

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Let me take the time to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

Jesus Christ is Lord of my Life and I thank Him every day for the things he has given me. I invite you to make Him the Lord of your life as well.

In the end, be true to the God you serve, from Buddhism to atheism, from Islam to agnosticism and all religions in between. And may my God and your God be with you and your family.

Nothing beats a smooth Brazilian dick.

Okay, Milford scored after the interception on 11/22. Valley Tech would have the ball and not Milford

So how in the heck did Milford have the ball today?