Where’s the tangled mess of hands in P2?. Every Hail Mary I’ve seen — regardless of result — has about 5-10 jumping and contesting for the ball. Did P2 receiver put flubber on his shoes?
Agree with huskiecoach. Hank’s plots and stories have no rhythm and the dialogue is questionable. I’ve been lenient and overlooked the daily gaffes because, well, nobody’s perfect. But it’s not professional either.
It’s obvious that Henry is in cahoots with Vito. Nevertheless, his attempt to shave points from Milford’s total were fruitless and my Milford +7 paid off handsomely. I’m going to Disneyland!
And as the stadium lights fade into darkness, we gaze into the night sky and observe the blinking beacon of the first available flight back to Scottsdale. Those clams won’t bake themselves…
P-3 Trivia time: What Walt Disney Western theme series about Mountain Men featured “Indian Wrestling” in one of the episodes? Here’s a clue: it was named after the main character.
We almost had the stoplight panels again, except we got purple instead of red. And speaking of purple, you might be seeing purple if you realize you forgot to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
seismic-2 Premium Member 12 months ago
Will Milford give the game ball to Pedro? Nah!!!
That kid with Marfan 12 months ago
That’s one tangled mess of hands in P3.
Charks 12 months ago
Where’s the tangled mess of hands in P2?. Every Hail Mary I’ve seen — regardless of result — has about 5-10 jumping and contesting for the ball. Did P2 receiver put flubber on his shoes?
That kid with Marfan 12 months ago
Milford led 18-3 on Nov. 15. Milford scored another touchdown on Nov. 17. The touchdown today gave Milford a 24-18 win?
wooleys2001 12 months ago
Yeah, Henry forgot to keep score. Weird.
Ichabod Ferguson 12 months ago
Instead of kicking the extra point, they decide to Indian wrestle.
huskiecoach 12 months ago
“Professionalism”? By HS kids? Sportsmanship would be the correct term. But don’t expect writer to know that.
jslabotnik 12 months ago
No defensive backs even near the Milford receiver on a Hail Mary? I guess VT was expecting a run.
Mr Reality 12 months ago
In all reality, can we get to basketball season already?
HooDaD 12 months ago
If those are supposed to be handshakes in P3, it’s odd to see the bottom one being done left-handed.
bearwku82 12 months ago
Agree with huskiecoach. Hank’s plots and stories have no rhythm and the dialogue is questionable. I’ve been lenient and overlooked the daily gaffes because, well, nobody’s perfect. But it’s not professional either.
Gil-doh! 12 months ago
A cornucopia of hands! YAS BAY BAY!
dadjo 12 months ago
It’s obvious that Henry is in cahoots with Vito. Nevertheless, his attempt to shave points from Milford’s total were fruitless and my Milford +7 paid off handsomely. I’m going to Disneyland!
Gil-doh! 12 months ago
Seven (eight) total touchdowns and no extra points? The Milford and VT kickers must have headed home for the holidays early.
Twainrdr 12 months ago
P-1: 4th and long, if you call inside the ten long.
P-2: Tired of the Football season, Gil has his first kid audition for Forward on the Hoops team.
P-3: Someone broke into the locker room and stole To-be’s picture of Tom Cruise. The Mudlarks frisk all the departing fans.
hifirick1953 12 months ago
Rod squirting in his socks after drawing P3.
hifirick1953 12 months ago
What about Pedro???
Irish53 12 months ago
“…a touching display of professionalism…”? Because of a post game handshake line? Gimme a break…
Irish53 12 months ago
P 4: Gil tells Kim “<…tell your grandma to put that in her pipe and smoke it, b****…>”
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
dam leo your armpit really stinks says #71
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
well sounds like a better game then the three bad ones that were on yesterday
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
they only turn the lights on when milford has the ball
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
meanwhile meemaw wheels her self back to the bleachers with the turnip nobody wanted to eat
James St. John Smythe 12 months ago
P3: More gigantic hands as an early holiday treat for everyone!
KazDojo 12 months ago
And as the stadium lights fade into darkness, we gaze into the night sky and observe the blinking beacon of the first available flight back to Scottsdale. Those clams won’t bake themselves…
metals24 12 months ago
P3- VT player breaks the wrist of a Mudlark starting a brawl.
Need coffee 12 months ago
P1: Gatorade cannon showers the field before the game even ends.
P2: Leo has Bionic Man/Incredible Hulk arm strength if the receiver has to jump all the way to the crossbar to snag a Hail Mary.
Twainrdr 12 months ago
P-2: The Mudlark reciever prevents a VT Homerun!
Twainrdr 12 months ago
P-1: Leo is ejected for throwing his golf club.
Twainrdr 12 months ago
P-3 Trivia time: What Walt Disney Western theme series about Mountain Men featured “Indian Wrestling” in one of the episodes? Here’s a clue: it was named after the main character.
Twainrdr 12 months ago
Is P-3 the first recorded instance of a post game Square Dance?
lemonbaskt 12 months ago
breaking news dolphin star tyreek hill shouts out pedro from gil thorp for why he gave touchdown catch to wife
Mopman 12 months ago
We almost had the stoplight panels again, except we got purple instead of red. And speaking of purple, you might be seeing purple if you realize you forgot to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/24/gil-gets-away-with-more-shit/
rpaul33 12 months ago
Where’s Jami today? I’m concerned for his well-being.
artegal 12 months ago
Professionalism? They’re paying high school athletes?