Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 24, 2023

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Will Milford give the game ball to Pedro? Nah!!!

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    That kid with Marfan  about 1 year ago

    That’s one tangled mess of hands in P3.

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    Charks  about 1 year ago

    Where’s the tangled mess of hands in P2?. Every Hail Mary I’ve seen — regardless of result — has about 5-10 jumping and contesting for the ball. Did P2 receiver put flubber on his shoes?

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    That kid with Marfan  about 1 year ago

    Milford led 18-3 on Nov. 15. Milford scored another touchdown on Nov. 17. The touchdown today gave Milford a 24-18 win?

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    wooleys2001  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, Henry forgot to keep score. Weird.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  about 1 year ago

    Instead of kicking the extra point, they decide to Indian wrestle.

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    huskiecoach  about 1 year ago

    “Professionalism”? By HS kids? Sportsmanship would be the correct term. But don’t expect writer to know that.

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    jslabotnik  about 1 year ago

    No defensive backs even near the Milford receiver on a Hail Mary? I guess VT was expecting a run.

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    Mr Reality  about 1 year ago

    In all reality, can we get to basketball season already?

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    HooDaD  about 1 year ago

    If those are supposed to be handshakes in P3, it’s odd to see the bottom one being done left-handed.

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    bearwku82  about 1 year ago

    Agree with huskiecoach. Hank’s plots and stories have no rhythm and the dialogue is questionable. I’ve been lenient and overlooked the daily gaffes because, well, nobody’s perfect. But it’s not professional either.

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    Gil-doh!  about 1 year ago

    A cornucopia of hands! YAS BAY BAY!

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    dadjo  about 1 year ago

    It’s obvious that Henry is in cahoots with Vito. Nevertheless, his attempt to shave points from Milford’s total were fruitless and my Milford +7 paid off handsomely. I’m going to Disneyland!

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    Gil-doh!  about 1 year ago

    Seven (eight) total touchdowns and no extra points? The Milford and VT kickers must have headed home for the holidays early.

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    Twainrdr  about 1 year ago

    P-1: 4th and long, if you call inside the ten long.

    P-2: Tired of the Football season, Gil has his first kid audition for Forward on the Hoops team.

    P-3: Someone broke into the locker room and stole To-be’s picture of Tom Cruise. The Mudlarks frisk all the departing fans.

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    hifirick1953  about 1 year ago

    Rod squirting in his socks after drawing P3.

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    hifirick1953  about 1 year ago

    What about Pedro???

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    Irish53  about 1 year ago

    “…a touching display of professionalism…”? Because of a post game handshake line? Gimme a break…

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    Irish53  about 1 year ago

    P 4: Gil tells Kim “<…tell your grandma to put that in her pipe and smoke it, b****…>”

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    dam leo your armpit really stinks says #71

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    well sounds like a better game then the three bad ones that were on yesterday

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    they only turn the lights on when milford has the ball

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    meanwhile meemaw wheels her self back to the bleachers with the turnip nobody wanted to eat

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    James St. John Smythe  about 1 year ago

    P3: More gigantic hands as an early holiday treat for everyone!

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    KazDojo  about 1 year ago

    And as the stadium lights fade into darkness, we gaze into the night sky and observe the blinking beacon of the first available flight back to Scottsdale. Those clams won’t bake themselves…

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    metals24  about 1 year ago

    P3- VT player breaks the wrist of a Mudlark starting a brawl.

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    Need coffee  about 1 year ago

    P1: Gatorade cannon showers the field before the game even ends.

    P2: Leo has Bionic Man/Incredible Hulk arm strength if the receiver has to jump all the way to the crossbar to snag a Hail Mary.

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    Twainrdr  about 1 year ago

    P-2: The Mudlark reciever prevents a VT Homerun!

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    Twainrdr  about 1 year ago

    P-1: Leo is ejected for throwing his golf club.

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    Twainrdr  about 1 year ago

    P-3 Trivia time: What Walt Disney Western theme series about Mountain Men featured “Indian Wrestling” in one of the episodes? Here’s a clue: it was named after the main character.

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    Twainrdr  about 1 year ago

    Is P-3 the first recorded instance of a post game Square Dance?

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    lemonbaskt  about 1 year ago

    breaking news dolphin star tyreek hill shouts out pedro from gil thorp for why he gave touchdown catch to wife

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    Mopman  about 1 year ago

    We almost had the stoplight panels again, except we got purple instead of red. And speaking of purple, you might be seeing purple if you realize you forgot to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/24/gil-gets-away-with-more-shit/

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    rpaul33  about 1 year ago

    Where’s Jami today? I’m concerned for his well-being.

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    artegal  about 1 year ago

    Professionalism? They’re paying high school athletes?

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