Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 21, 2023

Fancy and Sneaky!

#youblewitnowdummy

Never reveal your plans for The Dog.

He’ll be barking his head off and they’ll let him out. Better send him to Abu Dhabi (?) where Garfield wants to send Nermal.

Hang on, wouldn’t that be dognapping? Mitty may want to talk to Judge Judy first…just typing’

Him sharing with Earl is easier said than done.

Share the bounty under the table. Nothing like dog drool in the gravy drippings. Yum.

I was wondering how Earl was going to fit in. Maybe Mitty can have Drunk Patty and Earl can have Grandma. However, Mr. Mittens is not big on sharing

“He’s not in the basement, behind that closed door!”

Good luck luring him into the basement and closing the door behind him, Mitts.

Mittens, be nice.

How thoughtful of Mittens to the hound a “nice” quiet place to nap. And the closed door will give him privacy. Cats can be so kind and helpful.

My cats don’t talk, but if I ever give the dogs a treat, Hattie lets me know in no uncertain terms that she expects treat for her brother herself as well.