Mrs asked me what I wanted for Christmas. Told her nothing. Asked her what she wanted for Christmas she showed me a $9000.00 Rolex. I said something realistic. Last night she showed me a pair of boots. $600.00 Better, and maybe even doable.
Ha! I’m going to put my product up in Facebook marketplace as last minute Christmas gifts. See if I can sell them for their actual worth. No one will get away with trying to talk down the price at the last moment.
The last time I tried to sell a +$2,000.00 sectional for $200.00. Everyone responding tried to talk me down saying it wasn’t worth the asking price for a variety of reasons, one of which was “I can’t afford it. It costs too much”! My daughter sold it privately for the actual value and shared the profit with me. I’m certain that all of those who inquired intended to flip the sectional at a mark-up.
I must be weird. If I were married to Paul, I wouldn’t expect a thing. To me, it’s just another day. Same thing for my birthday- don’t celebrate it and don’t expect or want/need any gifts.
Sue Ellen 9 months ago
Too bad this was written before the days of prime membership at the Big River Books and More Store.
Blu Bunny 9 months ago
Don’t even think of trying to give Jill a finger trap, (see yesterday strip). Put a ribbon and bow on Buckles!
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Paul, you are so dead.
iggyman 9 months ago
And down to the wire, too!
stillfickled Premium Member 9 months ago
What’d you get Buckles?
jmworacle 9 months ago
Let’s see Paul’s getting a four legged roomate and a long time from “quality” time with Jill.
cmerb 9 months ago
Buckles expressions today are just precious : )
TMMILLER Premium Member 9 months ago
Mrs asked me what I wanted for Christmas. Told her nothing. Asked her what she wanted for Christmas she showed me a $9000.00 Rolex. I said something realistic. Last night she showed me a pair of boots. $600.00 Better, and maybe even doable.
Wichita1.0 9 months ago
Reason for divorce. How thoughtful.
Just-me 9 months ago
Hurry Paul, you might be able to find a convenience store that’s open 24-7.
eced52 9 months ago
A nice I.O.U. for one week’s housework between Christmas and New Year’s would probably be pretty awesome nowadays.
Malph 9 months ago
“Holidays” are too much pressure.
Joseph comicinthestrip 9 months ago
Unless Jill is Mariah Carey, arrange your funeral now, Paul.
Eric Thom Premium Member 9 months ago
Looks like a trip to the gas station.
raybarb44 9 months ago
You gotta be kidding…..
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 9 months ago
Ha! I’m going to put my product up in Facebook marketplace as last minute Christmas gifts. See if I can sell them for their actual worth. No one will get away with trying to talk down the price at the last moment.
The last time I tried to sell a +$2,000.00 sectional for $200.00. Everyone responding tried to talk me down saying it wasn’t worth the asking price for a variety of reasons, one of which was “I can’t afford it. It costs too much”! My daughter sold it privately for the actual value and shared the profit with me. I’m certain that all of those who inquired intended to flip the sectional at a mark-up.
T... 9 months ago
Give her the gift of your Christmas Love…
bwswolf 9 months ago
Huston ……. We “HAVE” a problem ….. well in this case ……. Paul has the problem Merry Christmas ……. Maybe …. :)
T... 9 months ago
Csaw Backnforth 9 months ago
I must be weird. If I were married to Paul, I wouldn’t expect a thing. To me, it’s just another day. Same thing for my birthday- don’t celebrate it and don’t expect or want/need any gifts.